July 2012
youngstero:
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
apriki:
why is there even a medal in gymnastics give them all awards for even being able to do that ridiculous shit at all
a-very-mad-world:
piledriverswaltz:
thomasbangalter:
piledriverswaltz:
how do fish have sex
the female lay their eggs in the water, then the male puts their sperm on the eggs.
so they don’t even get to touch the booty what a waste
why do you think nemo wanted to touch the butt so bad
s4ls4:
mrsspencereid:
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
Watchpandacows:
the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant
fuckyeahloldemort:
do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
albarndamon:
i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
chelseayall:
lleyton hewitt keeps saying VAMOS! he is obviously upset that rafa isn’t there!
circletines:
just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing
joydivsion:
people don’t hate you because they’re jealous of you
they just hate you
threepac:
i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
via-tatii:
In the first layer of hell you have to show your parents your blog
In the second, your likes
k-ill:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
katara:
the bank of genovia must have been hurt by the european debt crisis and thats why the princess became catwoman and a master jewel thief
iloveyoujhutch:
They should have a ‘play movie with deleted scenes’ option when watching a DVD.
radio station 1: call me maybe
radio station 2: payphone
radio station 3: wild ones
radio station 4: what makes you beautiful
radio station 5: where have you been
radio station 6: somebody that i used to know
me: *veers car off bridge and drowns in lake*
thequeenofslytherin:
2012 will be over in about 4 months
how
did
this
happen
rabbitcamp:
try really hard and think of 10 people in your life who dont annoy you
